the tortured poets department: a post mortem (part two)
SHE RELEASED A DOUBLE FUCKING ALBUM AND NOW I HAVE TO KEEP WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
This is part two of Flo and I reviewing The Tortured Poets Department because she released a fucking DOUBLE album.
Here’s part 1:
And now for part 2 xxx
The Black Dog
HERE is the breakup song besties.
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The Albatross
FINALLY, SOME FOLKLORE/ EVERMORE VIBES!!!!
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
lol we had NOTHING to say… is that bad? Should I have lied?
How Did It End?
So High School
Flo and I rn:
I Hate It Here
I swear if Flo doesn’t get a shout out from Taylor Swift one day she’ll combust.
ThanK you aIMEE
First of all holy shit, a song about Kim Kardashian in 2024:
THIS SONG IS SUCH A BURN.
I Look in People’s Windows
The Prophecy
Cassandra
Peter
The Bolter
Robin
The Manuscript
Our rankings!
Neither of our rankings have changed from when we ranked part one!!! But here they are to refresh your memory xxx
Luce’s top 5:
“I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”
“Florida!!!”
“Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?”
“But Daddy I Love Him”
“Down Bad”
Flo’s top 5:
“I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”
“Down Bad”
“Florida!!!”
“The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”
“loml”
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I can’t get over the fact that Taylor released a song called Peter, my dad’s name, on his 60th birthday. When will this be me?????
I WAS GAGGED I HAD TO FOUND OUT THRU THIS POST 😭