the tortured poets department: a post mortem (part two)

SHE RELEASED A DOUBLE FUCKING ALBUM AND NOW I HAVE TO KEEP WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

This is part two of Flo and I reviewing The Tortured Poets Department because she released a fucking DOUBLE album.

Here’s part 1:

the tortured poets department: a post mortem (part one)

And now for part 2 xxx

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The Black Dog

HERE is the breakup song besties.

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The Albatross

FINALLY, SOME FOLKLORE/ EVERMORE VIBES!!!!

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

lol we had NOTHING to say… is that bad? Should I have lied?

How Did It End?

So High School

Flo and I rn:

I Hate It Here

I swear if Flo doesn’t get a shout out from Taylor Swift one day she’ll combust.

ThanK you aIMEE

First of all holy shit, a song about Kim Kardashian in 2024:

THIS SONG IS SUCH A BURN.

I Look in People’s Windows

The Prophecy

Cassandra

Peter

The Bolter

Robin

The Manuscript

Our rankings!

Neither of our rankings have changed from when we ranked part one!!! But here they are to refresh your memory xxx

Luce’s top 5:

1. “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”

2. “Florida!!!”

3. “Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?”

4. “But Daddy I Love Him”

5. “Down Bad”

Flo’s top 5:

1. “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”

2. “Down Bad”

3. “Florida!!!”

4. “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”

5. “loml”

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